Horror One: This is not my home

[childofwoe]

 [Wednesday does not scare easily. And considering she adored things that most people would run away screaming from. ....It is not a good sign she spent a few moments pressed against the wall in utter terror this morning. So, much pink....and frills.

After a while though she'll manage to gather herself together and pull apart the room in search of anything decently wearable before going out of her room ....and finding the pictures.

This. Is. Not. Her. Family. Hey Mayfield. Have a young girl's cool and emotionless voice on the phone.]

My name is Wednesday Addams and I would like to be connected to the Addams Family Residence.



 
Or the police. I seem to have been kidnapped. 

[Housemates can find her wandering around the house with a knife in her hands. She's looking at some horror and disgust at the various things in the house.

Other people can find her looking around outside. She still has the knife and is wearing the darkest clothes she could find.]

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You know, just once, I wish people would get that they aren't back home anymore.

Your family isn't here and the police can't help you.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Why is that.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You've been kidnapped and dragged into another dimension by an insane psychic who looks like a little girl and wants us to behave like its the 1950s.

Any other questions?

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[There is a pause.]

Do they have any clothing here that isn't flowery and pink?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Usually not. They want us to dress in all kinds of stupid crap. Though we usually get some of our junk back once every month.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Wonderful.

[Just stabbing the chair she's sitting in at the moment.]

Do they make us watch Disney movies as well?

[Because clearly this place is hell.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Watch what now?

They haven't forced us to watch movies as far as I know. I guess they realized that forcing even more propaganda on us would be overkill.

[bambooalliance.livejournal.com]

[Thailand is on his way down to make breakfast when--Oh god creepy child with a knife. NANG NAK HAS COME FOR HIS SOUL.


Wait. Okay never mind it's just his new kid. Man, what is his life.]

Do not touch heating blankets, please.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[There is a knife being pointed at you.]

Who are you.

[bambooalliance.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't actually seem afraid of the knife. He just regards it in a vaguely worried fashion.]

Ah...I am Thailand.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[Keeps it still]

And I am the Empress of France.

Who are you?

[bambooalliance.livejournal.com]

I have just told you who I am. If you do not beleive me I will not push the issue, but it is the truth.

[He gives the knife another glance, and smiles.]

There is an elephant and a cat within house. I would appreciate it if they remained unharmed.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[She puts the knife down. Keeping it at her side.]

Your name is Thailand?

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

_{( over the phone, Jason replies very helpfully-- )}

Yeah. Join the club. Sorry to tell you, but everyone here's been kidnapped.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Why and by who.

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

No idea, and by the town. Or whoever's in charge of it.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

I see.

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

...that's it?

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

That's what?

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Funny. I was just about to say the same thing.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Don't bother.

Apparently everyone here has been kidnapped.

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

So it would seem.

And for a child, you sound rather calm about this ordeal.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Panicking serves no purpose.

[Also she ran out of terror staring down the dolls in her room.]

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

I can respect that.

My first reaction was to get as much information as possible... I admit haven't laundered much from this antique village.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

I've gathered a few things.

I'll trade you.