Horror One: This is not my home

[childofwoe]

 [Wednesday does not scare easily. And considering she adored things that most people would run away screaming from. ....It is not a good sign she spent a few moments pressed against the wall in utter terror this morning. So, much pink....and frills.

After a while though she'll manage to gather herself together and pull apart the room in search of anything decently wearable before going out of her room ....and finding the pictures.

This. Is. Not. Her. Family. Hey Mayfield. Have a young girl's cool and emotionless voice on the phone.]

My name is Wednesday Addams and I would like to be connected to the Addams Family Residence.



 
Or the police. I seem to have been kidnapped. 

[Housemates can find her wandering around the house with a knife in her hands. She's looking at some horror and disgust at the various things in the house.

Other people can find her looking around outside. She still has the knife and is wearing the darkest clothes she could find.]

Comments

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Watch what now?

They haven't forced us to watch movies as far as I know. I guess they realized that forcing even more propaganda on us would be overkill.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Movies filled with "cuteness" and lessons on "honesty" and "happily ever afters" and "cheerfulness'

[Sounds disgusted.]

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Oh so kids movies.

Yeah, kids movies suck.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

They need more murder.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

[He laughs. Honestly, he assumes you're joking.

Though at the same time? He agrees wholeheartedly.]

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[Right....joking.]

Is there anything else I should know about this place?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You can't leave. Trying to leave from one side of town causes it to loop to the other. You're expected to act like you're from the 50s or be droned; that's what they call all the stupid, oddly happy people who are here that think they've always been here.

The town also usually busts out some horrific crap once each month. Bad news is you're probably going to die. Good news is you don't stay dead.

Anything else?

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

.....

What sort of horrific things?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Horrific things. Terrible things. Don't see why I should have to expand on this for no reason to someone I don't know.

It'd be awesome if it wasn't happening to me.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

It sounds better then the cheerfulness.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yes. Getting burned to death is a lot more fun then being happy.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Wow. You make me look like I'm made out of friggin' sunshine.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

You first.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

I already said who I was.

My name is Wednesday Addams.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well I wasn't paying attention, shut up that's a stupid name.

Pokey Minch.

[is-childofwoe.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't even bother to roll her eyes.]

And your comebacks need work.

Thank you for the information Pokey.

[godisachild.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

[Click.]